{"id":99,"date":"2020-02-16T21:23:50","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T02:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thebigyard.com\/?page_id=99"},"modified":"2020-02-16T21:49:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-17T02:49:49","slug":"just-some-observations","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/just-some-observations\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Some Observations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you&#8217;re in the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> My next house will have no kitchen &#8212; just vending machines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just remember\u2026if the world didn&#8217;t suck, we&#8217;d all fall off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Laughing stock &#8212; cattle with a sense of humor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebigyard.com\/index.php\/humor-and-wisdom\">[Back]<\/a><br> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you&#8217;re in the bathroom. My next house will have no kitchen &#8212; just vending machines. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_mc_calendar":[],"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-99","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/99\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thebigyard.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}